An ACTUAL conversation…
Jessup hugs me every night…
Barry said something (I can’t remember what), and Jessup said he wasn’t going to hug him tonight.
I said, “Hey, he gave you life. Hug him, too.”
Then…I don’t know what I was thinking…I said, “You know, you’re half sperm.”
His face morphed into a look of disgust, and he said, “Yeah. I try not to think about that. Ever.”
Then he left the room.
Barry hollered out after him, “Goodnight little squirt!”
Jessup’s retort: “Goodnight, Donor”.
We are trying so hard to screw these kids up.