Goodnight, Little Squirt…

An ACTUAL conversation…

Jessup hugs me every night…

Barry said something (I can’t remember what), and Jessup said he wasn’t going to hug him tonight.

I said, “Hey, he gave you life. Hug him, too.”

Then…I don’t know what I was thinking…I said, “You know, you’re half sperm.”

His face morphed into a look of disgust, and he said, “Yeah. I try not to think about that. Ever.”

Then he left the room.

Barry hollered out after him, “Goodnight little squirt!”

Jessup’s retort: “Goodnight, Donor”.

We are trying so hard to screw these kids up.